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2001-09-30 - Moooooo!
2001-09-30 - Gun in the Fridge
2001-09-30 - Joey Said He Liked Being Mentioned in Swingline. I Figured I'd Do Him the Favor. He's a Nice Guy, After All.
2001-09-29 - Fatigue, My Old Foe
2001-09-29 - What a Sad/Great Existence
2001-09-28 - Geek Love
2001-09-28 - You Know How Sometimes After You've Written or Read the Same Word Over and Over, It Starts to Look Really Funny? Yeah.
2001-09-28 - Oh.... I'm Sorry....
2001-09-26 - Yeah
2001-09-26 - Kevin Always Goin' Somewhere
2001-09-26 - "Derrr, I'm Richard"
2001-09-26 - Skool Beckons
2001-09-26 - It's My Secret
2001-09-25 - Cheer Up, eve!
2001-09-23 - Mmmmmmmmmmilk
2001-09-23 - Yeah, I Know. RSTCs Have Become My Generic Explantion for Pretty Much Everything.
2001-09-22 - Buk-Buk-Buk Buh-KAW!
2001-09-21 - When I'm Away, She Never Leaves the House
2001-09-21 - Baby
2001-09-21 - Symbiosis
2001-09-20 - Products of Richard's Failed Romantic Endeavors
2001-09-20 - I Prob'ly Think This Song Is About Me... Don't I? Don't I?
2001-09-20 - Ick, Ick, Ick
2001-09-19 - My Kind of Romance
2001-09-19 - In Case You Were Wondering
2001-09-17 - It's Funny Because They're Different
2001-09-17 - Woman on Top
2001-09-15 - Huh.
2001-09-11 - Aftermath
2001-09-11 - "Oh my God! The World Trade Center's on fire!"
2001-09-09 - The Man Strikes Again
2001-09-09 - Letter to a Stranded Asian Girl
2001-09-09 - You Have My Blessing
2001-09-09 - Ooooooohhhhh Deeeeeear
2001-09-06 - Aggh.
2001-09-06 - Sideshow Eve
2001-09-04 - Skool
2001-09-03 - Listification Part ?: Closet
2001-09-02 - night.
2001-09-02 - FunFun!
2001-09-02 - I Really Smiled. I Really Did! I Was So Happy!
2001-09-01 - Er....
2001-08-31 - I Cancelled My Plans and I be Chillin with Thai Food on a Friday Night, Ya'll. Chillin Old School! Word.
2001-08-31 - On a More Personal Note...
2001-08-30 - Oh So Sad.
2001-08-30 - Hey, StarFox, You So Fine
2001-08-30 - Dull
2001-08-29 - Scoop?
2001-08-28 - Damn.
2001-08-27 - Ambition
2001-08-27 - I Need to Abbreviate This
2001-08-27 - Still
2001-08-27 - R.I.P. Aaliyah. Young People Aren't Supposed to Die!
2001-08-27 - Fatigue Sets in and I am Suddenly Solemn and Lonely
2001-08-27 - Late Nite
2001-08-27 - Thursday Afternoon
2001-08-26 - Selling Things in Your Yard
2001-08-26 - Clam
2001-08-26 - Losing It
2001-08-24 - Rrrr
2001-08-24 - Tedium
2001-08-21 - Eh? Eh?
2001-08-20 - Meh
2001-08-20 - I'm Your Number One Fan
2001-08-20 - Nothing to Do
2001-08-19 - Swingline: New and Improved!
2001-10-03 - Persist, Persist, Persist!
2001-10-01 - Loser
2001-09-30 - Boohoo
2001-09-29 - I Did NOT Have Sex with That Woman
2001-09-29 - Benigni
2001-09-29 - Betrayal
2001-09-29 - Gotta Love Me
2001-09-29 - Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
2001-09-29 - A Comfortable Sweater is Good to Have
2001-09-29 - I am Shamed Again
2001-09-29 - How Hip. But It's True.
2001-09-29 - ....And Then He Exploded
2001-09-29 - I am Shamed
2001-09-29 - Return of the King (kind of...)
2001-08-14 - Floodgates
2001-08-31 - Self-Congratulation is Normal and Healthy... I Swear!
2001-08-31 - I am Still Grounded. What a Suckfest.
2001-08-03 - Not A Sheep? Then DIE
2001-08-03 - Teenage Melodrama (or: To Suck or Not to Suck?)
2001-08-03 - The Sentence
2001-08-01 - Crime and Punishment
2001-08-26 - Listification Part II: Bad Things About IMSA (Also Eve's Day, Monkey Movie, and Explanation of Bizarro)
2001-08-25 - Ape Freaks
2001-08-25 - The Sailor Man
2001-08-25 - How Logical
2001-08-25 - Violet E